This is Reggie, short for Recommendation Engine. He watches you scroll from a tiny desk up top and recommends articles based on his unexplainable (but shockingly accurate) hunches.
PICK A NICKNAME + PASSPHRASE
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REGGIE.SYS— the control room. don't touch anything.
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SUBJECT DOSSIER
profile
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ENGINE CONFIDENCE
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(this number is also made up)
CORRELATION: rocks vs. happiness
r = 0.02 (statistically overwhelming)
WHAT YOU ARE MADE OF
■ eyeballs — 62%
■ thumb — 41%
■ unexplained — 19%
total: 122%. do not worry about it
TOPIC MODEL
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YOUR ATTENTION SPAN ● LIVE
trend: down. always down. never not down.
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That's enough for today
— OFFICIAL RECEIPT —
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REGGIE NOW BELIEVES YOU LOVE
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REGGIE'S SELF-REVIEW
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TOTALyour afternoon
(non-refundable)
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YOU'RE SENDING
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TO WHO?{{ friendCount }}
nobody by that name yet.
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Conversations
EVERY ARTICLE EVER SLID. KEPT FOREVER.
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ARTICLES
no conversations.
hit SEND on any article to start sliding things to friends. the whole history lives here.